Thinking Paper #127: Questions on Yvette Cooper

By Ron Ford Golightly

Abstract

Last night on the old speaking box Andrew Neill asked "If Yvette Cooper is the answer, what on earth is the question?". This made the IIPBA laugh, so we decided to suggest some possible solutions.

Questions on Yvette Cooper

Andrew, for your consideration:

• Which shadow cabinet member has the same haircut as her husband?
• Which shadow cabinet member appears most human when given the chance to make a speech to the Labour conference, but only by a narrow margin, and when compared to a real human, not really?
• Who came second in the biennial "Which shadow cabinet minister looks most like a pre-teen lesbian" competition behind Dougie Alexander?
• Which shadow cabinet member reportedly spend her weekends stalking Elk through the forests of North America?

Concluding Comments

Christ, she's dull. To see Yvette in action, please watch Ian "the Jack Russell" Hislop enjoying her company during Question Time http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/question_time/8298203.stm