11 October 2011

Thinking Paper - Porn you like‏

By Ron Ford Golightly

The IIPBA learnt this morning that four web providers are set to offer customers the option to block pornographic content at the point at which they subscribe. The IIPBA takes you through what a conversation might look like between a husband and wife discussing this new offer.

Woman: "Nice day at work darling?"

Man: "Brilliant thanks, I looked at a spreadsheet all day and made loads of money etc"

Woman: "Have you seen this new offer by X to provide a block on pornographic content when you subscribe with them?"

Man: "Errr, no I haven't. You know, I've been really busy with spreadsheets and outlook calendars".

Woman: "I think it's a really good idea. It'll help protect little Jimmy from getting too sexy".

Man: "Errr, I'm not sure darling. Is it such a good idea?". (man begins to look shifty and shows signs of early perspiration)

Woman: "Of course it is. Think about little Jimmy"

Man: "Jimmy's fine. What's for tea?"

Woman: "Why won't you think of Jimmy?"

Man: "Is that chicken casserole I can smell?"

Woman: "JIMMY NEEDS PROTECTING FROM SEXY STUFF"

Man: "mmm, I love chicken casserole. So it's settled then. We'll stick with our existing internet provider which offers no safeguards against sexy stuff. It's probably for the best"

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