25 October 2011

Thinking Paper #172: Support the Chinese‏

By Ron Ford Golightly


The EU-China Business Summit assembles today in one of those super-duper-mega cities on the eastern seaboard of China. Industrial leaders, politicians, bee keepers and professional bullshitters will be attending, oh and Wen Jiabao, China’s prime minister. Top of their agenda is how China is going to manage to continue to sell us loads of "old bollocks" when everyone's bank accounts are up the "shitter".

The IIPBA urges you to support the Chinese‏

China is said to be really concerned that people like Tina from Salford have cut down on the amount of crap that she buys from Primark. Premier Wen or someone is reported to have told his hairdresser that "if those poor people in the northern towns of England stop buying tat made in our sweatshops, then we're going to have to find some other poor sod to buy all this crap". One factory owner in northern Xinjhgung said "I'm not sure why we make trillions of small plastic trees that smell of alpine air, but you guys seem to lap it up and it keeps me in won-tons".

The summit will also discuss what Steve Hilton is wearing on his feet this season; what the most pointless toy of Christmas 2011 is going to be; and how they can get Tina spending money again on things that she doesn't need or really want.

Good luck China - the world's counting on you.

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