3 October 2011

Thinking Paper #132: Fat people and females - who's next?‏

By Ron Ford Golightly

Abstract

David Cameron hit the headlines recently for making a boob joke during a reality TV show and then apologising for it. What next? I'll tell you what. George "the Gideon" Osborne taking the piss out of fat people (Eric the Pickler). The IIPBA co-flagellates.
What happened?

When interviewed in The Sunday Times, Dave said that he regretted his sexist comments because he didn't realise that women could actually vote. As a result he got one of his lovely press officers to arrange an interview in which he apologised to women in the hope that they would then vote for him. Clever strategy.

Then WTF is Gideon doing attacking the spacially challenged people. In his speech to the Tory faithful today he said that Eric Pickles needed Ed Balls for a personal trainer because his man boobs are getting out of control. The joke went down like a prostitute at a party and everyone rolled around in the aisles.

Concluding comments

Rupert Harrison IV of Wingbourne needs to get a grip on strategy at the heart of the Treasury. The whole world's gone fat. Fat, Fat, Fat. Have you ever seen them at a buffet, they're a force to be reckoned with. The IIPBA demands an apology on behalf of the world's fat lot. Over and out.

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