11 August 2011

Thinking Paper # 52: Piers Morgan: phone hacker extraordinaire, receptionist for Heather Mills or just God's joke

By Ron Ford-Golightly

What is a Piers Morgan?

The IIPBA investigates:
  • Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (really) is a rather tired joke devised by God to ensure that a certain segment of the population remains sufficiently angry.

  • Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (ha ha!) has showbiz "circular dick feuds" (also known as daisy chains) with other celebrities including Ian Hislop, Madonna, Jeremy Clarkson and Sir Alun.
  • Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (no, honestly) used to do bad things whilst Editor of a newspaper who's chief aim is to make money and cause scandal.
  • Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (you couldn't make it up) used to work at Stringfellows stripclub as a "thong gopher" alongside his BFF Andy as shown in this photo (NB: Is this the only recorded shot of Andy Coulson's smile?)
Conclusion

We don't know - we kind of hope that God is responsible.

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