9 November 2011

Thinking Paper #195 - RIP Uncle Silvio

By Tim Massingberd James

Abstract

The IIPBA is bereft this morning, after 'Uncle' Silvio Berlusconi agreed to resign as Italian Prime Minister and not stand again if Italy holds early elections. Whatever will we do without his cheery face in our papers.



RIP Uncle Silvio

It's alright for Uncle Silvio, he has enormous wealth and will continue to enjoy lots of bunga bunga, rated as he is by Forbes magazine 118th richest man in the world with a net worth of US$7.8 billion.

Here at the IIPBA however, we can barely afford to switch the heating on in winter and the only thing keeping us warm is the thought that at 75 we might have a villa overlooking the Med and loads bunga bunga for ourselves.

Conclusion

He will be missed.

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