Abstract
Wendi Deng is a hard woman who is married to Rupert Murdoch. She does not take any shit. If you mess with her she will punch you to the ground. But what do we really know about this awesome woman?
Fact
- Wendi Deng once slapped a pilot whale to the ground.
- Before Rupert Murdoch, Wendi Deng was married to herself. It was an arranged marriage. Wendi arranged it.
- The Matrix was made to keep Wendi Deng at bay. it didn't work.
- Wendi Deng doesn't get dressed in the mornings, she is already dressed.
- Wendi Deng's right hand is made of steel
Fiction
- In her youth Wendi Deng wasted time playing volleyball
- Wendi Deng bothered finishing university
- Wendi Deng is pro-vegan
- Wendi Deng was born
- Wendi Deng left China to study in 1988
The Matrix was made to keep Wendi Deng at bay. it didn't work.
ReplyDeleteThanks TheJay. I'll add it to the list.
ReplyDeleteLord Voldemort is one of Wendi Deng's horcruxes
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